The ___________ was started by the Screaming Lord Sutch, and his motto was "Vote for insanity!"
Monster Raving Loony Party
Last Night of the Proms
Ugly Face Competition
Baked Beans Museum
2. ____________ is part of a line of concerts that happen every summer in London.
Guy Fawkes Night
The Last Night of the Proms
The Ugly Face Competition
Morris dancing
Lollapalooza
3. Can you believe that Port Talbot in Wales actually has __________?
an ugly face competition
a Guy Fawkes night
a Monster Raving Loony Party
a baked beans museum
4. In the annual Ugly Face Competition in Cumbria, contestants compete for the best _________.
Morris dancing
gurning
snorkelling
baked beans
5. In Morris dancing, you wave around a _________.
mask
handkerchief
wren
Kleenex
magic wand
6. The winner of the boat race gets to throw the ____________ into the river.
cox
bells
handkerchiefs
boat
7. In Derbyshire, you can still see some __________.
boat racing
snorkelling
toe wrestling
ugly face competitions
8. What is a "bog"?
a sea
a muddy puddle
a white-water river
a sewer
9. Toe wrestling and bog snorkelling are just two examples of the very ____________ traditions of the United Kingdom.
outlandish
usual
banal
everyday
you still can't find work---OMG
You got a fast car We go cruising to entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in the market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs I remember we were driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me'd find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast car and keep on driving I remember when we were driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice ...
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