You got 7 correct out of 8. :) 1. Why couldn't Dracula's wife fall asleep? Because she was dead. Because of his coffin. Because she had had too much coffee. Because she has insomnia. 2. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. Rap music. Rock and roll. 3. What was Beethoven's favourite food? Tortillas BA-NA-NA-NA! Mango 4. Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a jerk. Because he was a little selfish. Because he was a little shellfish. 5. What do calendars eat? They don't. They're calendars. Dates. Time 6. In Alex's joke, which word does coffin sound like? coating laughing coffee coughing 7. A date is on a calendar and is also: a type of fish. a type of food. a type of classical music. a type of joke. 8. Which of the following is a type of music? mummy rap coffin dates

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